Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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