Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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