I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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