I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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