he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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