I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I'm at about main and main street
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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