I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
i think my cat just said my name.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Randomize
