I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
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I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
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I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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