she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
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I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
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Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
When are your genitals available?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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