I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Randomize
