I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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