so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
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Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
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Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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