i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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