I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
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Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
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Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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