That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
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We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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