Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
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Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
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This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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