Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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