Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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