CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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