What a fucking waste of an outfit
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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