we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
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