I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
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