oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
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I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
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All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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