A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
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Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
so much tequila, so little girl.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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