rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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