walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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