so that wasnt chicken after all
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
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Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
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My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
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