Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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