I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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