my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
His nipple licking is glorious
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