Barsexuality is the new black.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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