I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
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im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
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I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
i now understand why vodka
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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