Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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