Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
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If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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