was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
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karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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