i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
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I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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