k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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