Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
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I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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