idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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