her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
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He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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