Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
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When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
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