Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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