like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
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Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
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After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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