1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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