Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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