Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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