he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
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The convent might be a nice break from real life
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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