My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Shame is for Republicans.
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