that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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