Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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