People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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