and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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