i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
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