therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
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I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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