I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
false alarm, still single
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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