So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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