i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
Randomize
