I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
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Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
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Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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