how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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