You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
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I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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