More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
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There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
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Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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