girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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