She is in my trunk
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
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