i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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